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Boy and girl BOY : May I hold your hand? GIRL: No thanks, it isn't heavy. GIRL: Say you love me! Say you love me! BOY : You love me... GIRL: If we become engaged will you give me a ring?? BOY : Sure, what's your phone number?? GIRL: I think the poorest people are the happiest. BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple. GIRL: Darling, I want to dance like this forever. BOY : Don't you ever want to improve?? BOY : I love you and I could die for you! GIRL: How soon?? BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you! GIRL: Yes, but would you stay there?? SHARON: Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss?? TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth. MAN : You remind me of the sea. WOMAN: Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting? MAN : NO, because you make me sick. WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other. HUSBAND: You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth. MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter? PETER: A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly. Girlfriend: "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?" Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday". Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?" David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated".